Kings of Leon Killed My Batteries

I have an endless list of personal reasons for strongly disliking Kings of Leon (DO NOT ASK AND DO NOT JUDGE ME!), but I will never deny the fact they are talented musicians and that Closer is a work of pure musical genius. It's hard for me to even admit they are talented and that I like a song by them, but every time I hear the beginning of this I feel a surge of anxiety; and as soon as I grab a hula hoop, it's like my my soul comes pouring out all around me... Then my batteries die in my iPod dock as soon as I'm gettin groovy.